About - DAVID TELFER

About

Who is David?
He is a writer and copywriter based in Calgary, Alberta.

In which copywriting services does he specialize?
He specializes in the copywriting services of brand poetry and brand humour.

What is brand poetry?
He defines brand poetry as the promotion of a product or company using the beautiful and concentrated characteristics of a poem.

He also defines brand poetry as the composition of brand language in which special intensities are paid to feelings, ideas, and imagination within a patterned arrangement of sounds, rhythms, and technique.

He further defines brand poetry as the writing that helps make your brand language focused, evocative, and memorable.

What is brand humour?
He defines brand humour as the promotion of a product or company using the humorous and amused experience of laughter.

He also defines brand humour as the composition of brand language in which the intuitive understanding of humour is exercised, and with its successful application an indefinable philosophy of humour becomes the communicable occurrence of laughter.

He further defines brand humour as the writing that helps make your brand language funny using jokes, gags, farce, jest, puns, quips, banter, repartee, wisecracks, hyperbole, buffoonery, offbeat irony, on-beat one-liners, blue humour, toilet humour, gallows humour, surrealism, grotesqueries, absurdities, highbrow lowbrows, comic opera, burlesque (if appropriate), pratfalls (where applicable), spoofs, squibs, satire, oil slick comedy skits, mountain goat anecdotes, horse play, wordplay, and, if time and budget permits, the brevity of wit.

What other copywriting services does he offer?
In addition to brand poetry and brand humour, he offers the services of standard and creative copywriting, technical writing, social media content, research and strategy, proofreading and editing, and ghostwriting for various types of speeches, nonfiction, and fiction.

Finally, he is happy to offer quotes, and detailed service descriptions, for all of the above-noted services, should you have any questions.